A Mock Halloween Costume

I didn't plan on celebrating Halloween this year, as I was buckled to my cubicle wall.  At the last minute, and with only 20 minutes of preparation time, I decided to head out for a local Halloween party.  The problem?  No costume.

I ran and purchased four bundles of fake hair, and pinned them to my head.  My original intent was to be a gypsy, but a lack of full costume produced more of a cave-man persona.  The best part, of course, was my insanely long hair, which when piled up on the floor looked like a small animal.